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Mmmrph!!

If you lived here, you'd be home
Jul 29 '14

Anonymous asked:

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

Jul 29 '14
timeless-knights:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

I love how it doesn’t get taller, it just rounds out, the best 

first of all, the 300ml cup is a CHILD’S cup. you now, for their small hands? 
so in reality, the small is 500ml, the medium is 650ml, and the large is 950ml of drink

timeless-knights:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

I love how it doesn’t get taller, it just rounds out, the best 

first of all, the 300ml cup is a CHILD’S cup. you now, for their small hands?

so in reality, the small is 500ml, the medium is 650ml, and the large is 950ml of drink

Jul 29 '14

keisuk3 asked:

Top 5 yaoi anatomies

oceanlord:

gatorbiscuits:

  1. 
I went searching in “Virgin Love”, and now I’m crying. I don’t understand what I am looking at.
  2. capset:

i CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY FUCKING GOD WHQBQRGREHTN
  3. image

The first one made me spit my coffee.

Jul 29 '14

timeless-knights:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

Agreed

Jul 29 '14

maverickbuggy:

what ever happened to getting to know someone

not hey lets go to dinner and then we can have sex in the car cause i bought you dinner you owe me atleast that much especially since i just broke up with someone and all i want is casual sex from you not a relationship lets make that clear

heres what you do buddy. make a steak, eat it yourself, and then do the do with yourself

see? you get what you want without using someone as a slut!

GOOD KEEP HIM THERE

Jul 29 '14

oliviazira:

agitatorswaltz:

wasabi-monster:

adamantiumbancho:

bigbardafree:

IF I EVER HOST A YAOI PANEL THIS IS THE VIDEO I WILL INTRODUCE THE PANEL WITH 

TheClassic

i was afraid to click on it but i’m glad i did

This went exactly as I wanted it to.

This will never not be funny

Jul 29 '14

haunted-by-waters:

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

Jul 29 '14
The Protomen - Danger Zone (The Cover Up EP (tour exclusive version))

conceptalbum:

headin’ into twilight
spreadin’ out her wings tonight

(Source: ximbatmanshhh)

Jul 29 '14

what ever happened to getting to know someone

not hey lets go to dinner and then we can have sex in the car cause i bought you dinner you owe me atleast that much especially since i just broke up with someone and all i want is casual sex from you not a relationship lets make that clear

heres what you do buddy. make a steak, eat it yourself, and then do the do with yourself

see? you get what you want without using someone as a slut!

Jul 29 '14

(Source: unicornfan)